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Xmas panto guide!

It's panto season. Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is! Oh no.... OK, enough of that. Here's the best of the bunch.

Get into the Christmas spirit with Muddy’s definitive guide to the best family shows in Gloucestershire and beyond. A mixture of classic pantos (both nearby and further afield) with all the trimmings OR some jolly musical alternatives for those who are a bit ‘bah humbug’ about all that ‘he’s behind you’ malarkey.

TRAD PANTOS

Dick Whittington, Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham, Fri 24 Nov to Sun 7 Jan 2018

Join Dick and his cat as he travels from Gloucester to London to make his fortune and runs into a crazy cast of characters on his journey from zero to here. Molly McGuire plays Dick, with Ben Goffe as Tommy the Cat and, of course, expect to see Tweedy the Clown. Regulars to the Everyman panto and Gifford’s Circus will know his genius, but if you haven’t had the pleasure of experiencing Tweedy, he’s like a comic book character come to life. Brilliant basically. Always a sell-out, be sure to book soon, as Everyman chief exec Mark Goucher says, “It wouldn’t be Christmas without a great family pantomime.” everymantheatre.org.uk

 

Sleeping Beauty, The Roses Theatre, Tewkesbury, Sat 2 to Sun 31 Dec

The Roses supremo writer and director Ben Crocker once again injects stage magic into a traditional fairy tale, this year Sleeping Beauty. Expect all the usual panto fun and don’t sit in the front row if you’re shy! I was caught here once and blushed up to my eyebrows, shrinking violet that I am. rosestheatre.org

 

Peter Pan, Wyvern Theatre, Swindon, Sat 2 to Sun 31 Dec

Set sail with your shipmates and head for Neverland this Christmas where you’ll be hooked on this swashbuckling pantomime adventure. Featuring magnificent scenery, beautiful costumes, an abundance of comedy and stunning flying sequences, it’s the perfect treat for the festive season and outstanding entertainment for all the family. It’s an adventure you won’t want to miss – hook your tickets now! Sorry… swindontheatres.co.uk

 

Jack and the Beanstalk, Salisbury Playhouse, Sat 2 Dec to Sun 7 Jan 2018

Written by Andrew Pollard and directed by Ryan McBryde (the duo behind the last two smash-hit Playhouse pantos), with spectacular designs by James Button (Little Shop of Horrors, Salisbury Playhouse), Jack and the Beanstalk is the must-see family entertainment this Christmas. The fabulous cast includes the return of Richard Ede who had audiences in stitches last year as Widow Twanky. salisburyplayhouse.com

 

Jack and the Beanstalk, Arc Theatre, Trowbridge, Tue 5 to Fri 8 Dec

A Giant of a panto! Presented by Wiltshire College’s very own Performing Arts students, this brand new pantomime takes us on the most amazing journey of the boy, Jack, and his adventures up the beanstalk and into the clouds. arctheatre.org.uk

 

Cinderella, Octagon Theatre, Yeovil,  Fri 8 Dec to Sun 7 Jan 2018

There is nothing like a dame … except for another dame. Looking good ladies, looking good. The Octagon’s famed round these parts for its pantos and this year’s production of Cinderella promises to be the best yet. It’s the theatre’s fastest-ever selling panto, so I’d get in quick if I were you. octagon-theatre.co.uk

 

Aladdin, Bristol Hippodrome, Sat 9 Dec to Sun 7 Jan 2018

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Hop on board the flying carpet and watch a genie pop out of a lamp, etc.  You’d think Marti Pellow might be Wishee Washee (Wet Wet Wet, geddit?) but he’s the baddie Abanazar and it’s Joe Pasquale who’s WW, with Del Dingle (oops,  I mean Hayley Tamaddon) as Jasmine. atgtickets.com

 

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Theatre Royal, Bath, Thu 7 Dec to Sun 7 Jan 2018

Photo: Freia Turland

Is this the fairest panto of them all?  Can’t vouch for the dame played by Nick Wilton (Mr Lister, Eastenders) but Harriet Thorpe (Carole in The Brittas Empire and Fleur in AbFab) sure is a glam evil stepmother. Whatever you do, don’t take that apple… theatreroyal.org.uk

 

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Aylesbury Waterside Theatre, Fri 8 to Sun 31 Dec 

Su Pollard, you say? (*immediately books all the tickets*). Say hi-de-hi – or should that be hi ho hi ho hi ho? – to the Wicked Queen, who I’ll hazard a guess will be, ahem, vibrantly attired. Mirror mirror on the wall, is this the campest panto of them all? That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. Waterside Theatre, Exchange St, Aylesbury, Bucks,  atgtickets.com

 

Jack and the Beanstalk, Wycombe Swan, Sat 9 to Sun 31 Dec

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a boyband alum. Simon Webbe from Blue – no kidding! –  stars as our bean-obsessed hero, alongside Britain’s Got Talent winner Ashleigh Butler, CBeebies star Chris Jarvis and veteran panto dame extraordinaire Nigel Ellacott, who notches up this 43rd panto run. Blimey, he’s keen. Wycombe Swan Theatre, St Mary St, High Wycombe, Bucks, wycombeswan.co.uk

 

Jack and the Beanstalk, Oxford Playhouse, Fri 24 Nov to Sun 7 Jan 2018

Jack the lad is also bean-counting in Oxford this festive season, at the Playhouse. This one isn’t a celeb-fest but nevertheless looks very sweet and is suitable for very young children. Oxford Playhouse, 11-12 Beaumont St, Oxford, oxfordplayhouse.com

 

Sleeping Beauty, The Theatre Chipping Norton, Tue 14 Nov to Sun 14 Jan 2018

I got insanely drunk on my 18th birthday but Sleeping Beauty celebrated hers by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel and falling asleep for hundreds of years. Bummer, eh! This promises to be a curveball, time-travelling rendering of the classic tale, spanning from Tudor times to the flower-powered late 1960s. The Theatre Chipping Norton, 2 Spring Street, Chipping Norton, Oxon, chippingnortontheatre.com

 

Peter Pan, The Hexagon Reading, Sat 9 Dec to Sun 7 Jan 2018

Mr TUUUUUUUUUMBBBBBLE! The irrepressible CBeebies demi-god Justin Fletcher may make you reach for the gin bottle but any small people in your charge will surely go insane in the membrane at the prospect of seeing him live on stage. He plays hapless trainee pirate Mr Smee in his sixth panto for The Hexagon. The Hexagon Theatre, Queens Walk, Reading, readingarts.com

 

FAMILY CHRISTMAS SHOWS…

Grandma Claus: Waiting for Santa, on tour around Gloucestershire, Sat 2 to Fri 22 Dec

The perfect way to kickstart your Christmas, this light-hearted family show follows Grandma Claus who’s desperately hoping Santa will visit this year. Magical and fun in equal measures, the show is doing a whistle stop tour round Gloucestershire with dates in Gloucester (2 Dec), Chipping Norton (3 Dec), Cheltenham (9 Dec), Cirencester (16 Dec) and Slimbridge (20-22 Dec). And there’ll be a meet and greet with the Claus after the show! Produced by Noodle Productions, written and directed by Matt Nolan, with original music by Joel Hall & Tom Ling. grandmaclaus.com

 

Christmas Tales with Grandad, Gloucester Guildhall, Gloucester, Tue 5 to Sat 9 Dec

You’ll feel like you’re sitting by the fireside with your grandad at this Christmas show which features festive stories, including a special pair of pants, the mystery of the snowflake necklace and the mischievous shenanigans of a fantasy gnome. Perfect for your little ones and adults alike. venues.gloucester.gov.uk

 

Little Blue Monster: Lost and Found, Bacon Theatre, Cheltenham, Wed 13 DecemberBased on Oliver Jeffers’ children’s story about a boy who finds a penguin on his doorstep, this sweet tale of friendship follows the boy’s efforts to help the penguin find its way back home, even if it means rowing all the way to the South Pole. Puppetry, songs and music bring the story to life and will captivate the over 3s and under 83s. bacontheatre.ticketsolve.com

 

Pinocchio and the Christmas Wish, Cheltenham Playhouse, Cheltenham, Sat 16 to Fri 29 Dec

Capturing the magic of being a child on Christmas Eve, waiting for your wishes to be granted, this sweet retelling of the Pinocchio story is a perfect outing for little ones. The toy workshop is full of impossible dreams: Pinocchio wants nothing more than to be a real boy, the Tin Soldier wants to win the heart of the Paper Ballerina and the Rag Doll wishes only for the Tin Soldier to notice her. However, legend tells that every Christmas the mysterious Toymaker will grant a wish to the most deserving of toys, and this Christmas they will set out on a daring journey to find their hearts’ desires and change their lives forever… Produced by Rolling Stock Theatre Company, it’s written and directed by Suzanna Segura with original music by James Lark. cheltplayhouse.org.uk

 

A Christmas Carol, Berkeley Castle, Berkeley, Wed 29 Nov to Fri 8 Dec

The perfect outing to get you in the mood for Christmas, Dickens’ touching tale of the transformation of Ebeneezer Scrooge through the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future is brought to the stage by Split Second Productions, who are regulars at Gloucestershire’s most historic castle, which is possibly home to a few ghosts itself… berkeley-castle.com

(You can also catch the performance at Chapel Arts, Cheltenham from Sat 9 to Tue 12 Dec; Blackfriars Priory, Gloucester on Sun 10 Dec and Tewkesbury Abbey on Tue 19 Dec.)

 

Little Robin Redbreast, Salisbury Playhouse, Mon 11 to Sun 31 Dec

Christmas is coming and little Robin is very excited. To help him count down the days, Mummy and Daddy have given him an advent calendar. Behind every window is a picture and every picture tells a story. Join Robin as he links the pictures together on a magical quest towards Christmas Day. From the writers of last year’s The Night Before Christmas, this brand new production will be full of song, magic and surprises for all the family. salisburyplayhouse.com

 

A Christmas Carol, Salisbury Playhouse, Tue 19 to Sat 23 Dec

Dickens’ mystical Christmas fable is brought to life by Olivier Award-winner Guy Masterson, veteran of smash hit solo shows including Under Milk Wood and Animal Farm. Famed for bringing multiple characters to vivid life, Masterson recreates Scrooge, Marley, the Fezziwigs, Tiny Tim and more in an enchanting performance that will dazzle and linger long in the memory. Guaranteed to get you into the Christmas Spirit – in many more ways than one! salisburyplayhouse.com

 

Santa Clause and the Magical Christmas Journey, Wyvern Theatre, Swindon, Thu 14 to Sun 24 Dec

It’s Christmas Eve, and Santa Claus is flying high above the clouds delivering presents to all the good boys and girls around the world. Hiding in the back are two naughty elves Charlie and Kara who have snuck on-board for the ride…All is well until suddenly the Sat Nav goes haywire and breaks leaving him stranded without his list of postcodes to deliver presents to. With the clock ticking and morning fast approaching it’s down to Charlie, Kara and Muffin the bear to come up with a clever plan to save Christmas. From the producers of last year’s record-breaking production, this brand-new adventure filled with songs, nursery rhymes and magic promises to be the Christmas treat you won’t want to miss. A truly unforgettable experience which includes the magical moment when snowflakes fall over the audience – a guaranteed white Christmas at every show! swindontheatres.co.uk

 

Snow Play, Pound Arts, Corsham, Sun 16 Dec

What would you do if one year Winter decided to stay and moved into your house? Well that’s what happens in this snowy spectacular show where you are guaranteed a white Christmas. In this wonderful, interactive play you can join the showdown between Winter and Spring over who gets to stay and who has to go away… snowball fight included. poundarts.org.uk

 

The Little Match Girl, Pound Arts, Corsham, Sat 23 to Sun 24 Dec

The Last Baguette transport us to Victorian London in this touching and humorous retelling of Hans Christian Anderson’s classic tale. This magical show uses visual storytelling, physical comedy and a live musician to tell the story of a young girl, who sees fantastic Christmas visions as she strikes her matches to stay warm. Laugh, cry and be inspired by this wonderful winter warmer. poundarts.org.uk

 

The Little Matchgirl and Other Happier Stories, Bristol Old Vic, Thu 30 Nov to Sun 14 Jan 2018

Photo: Steve Tanner

After premiering up at Shakepeare’s Globe in London, the critically acclaimed production comes to Bristol. An impoverished girl strikes a series of matches to keep warm on the icy cold streets; each time she escapes into a different Hans Christian Andersen story. Expect cockles to be warmed. bristololdvic.org.uk

 

Beauty and the Beast, Tobacco Factory, Bristol, Thu 30 Nov to Sun 14 Jan 2018

Photo Camilla Adams

As you can tell from the pic, not a another stage version of the Disney film. This is a quirky re-telling of the classic French fairy tale, reminding us that beauty (or beastliness) is only skin deep. Littlies can enjoy the story of family, feathers and fitting in, in The Ugly Duckling (Sun 10 Dec to Sun 14 Jan). tobaccofactorytheatres.com

 

The Little Mermaid, The Egg, Bath, Thu 7 Dec to Sun 14 Jan 2018

Mermaid in a bath tub

This is a Hans Christian Andersen and mythical Cornish Mermaid of Zennor mash up.  Morgan lives at the bottom of the ocean in a shipwrecked 1950s cruise liner and surfaces in a 1980s yacht party on the English Riviera.  A period drama-cum-rom com with a jig-along classic 1980s pop soundtrack. theatreroyal.com

 

Snow Globe, Colston Hall, Bristol, Fri 1 Dec to Sun 7 Jan 2018

Kid Carpet (that’s him above) used found objects – Casio keyboards, cardboard, broken toys, sellotape – to make ‘kiddy disco punk’. Here he shakes a storyteller’s snow globe to create a musical mix up of tales, rhymes and stories for 3 to 7 year olds. colstonhall,org

 

A Christmas Carol, North Wall Theatre, Oxford, Sat 2 Dec to Sat 6 Jan 2018

The ever-excellent Creation Theatre group promise a totally different take on Dickens, with their reboot of A Christmas Carol. Only a total Scrooge wouldn’t warm to this one, I reckon. This year they’re offering cabaret seating, so you sit round a circular table as a group. The North Wall Arts Centre, South Parade, Summertown, Oxford , thenorthwall.com

 

Morgan & West: A (sort of ) Christmas Carol Magic Show! Pegasus, Oxford, Tue 5 to Sun 24 Dec

More Chuck D – no, not him from Public Enemy, I mean Charles Dickens – as Oxford’s Pegasus theatre also tackle A Christmas Carol this season. This version is presented by magicians Morgan & West (as seen on The Next Great Magician (ITV), Penn & Teller: Fool Us(ITV), and The Slammer (CBBC)). Pegasus, Magdalen Rd, Oxford, pegasustheatre.org.uk

 

The Wind in the Willows, Mill Arts Centre, Banbury, Sat 9 to Sat 30 Dec

Not sure I fancy messing about on the river at this time of year to be honest, so I’ll leave that to Rat and Mole. This version of Kenneth Grahame’s classic is presented by  Creation Theatre in collaboration with Cherwell Theatre Company and looks utterly charming. The Mill Arts Centre, Spiceball Park, Spiceball Park Rd, Banbury, themillartscentre.co.uk

 

The Nutcracker and The Mouse King, Cornerstone Arts, Didcot, Fri 15 to Sat 30 Dec

Cornerstone Arts tackles the lesser-known Nutcracker and the Mouse King in their festive musical show, performed by actors. In case you can’t remember this story (I couldn’t): Maria and family arrive at a shonky old toyshop one Christmas Eve, and after dark all the toys come to life, sing, dance and try to find a way to defeat the miserly Mouse King. Cornerstone Arts Centre, 25 Station Rd, Didcot, cornerstone-arts.org

 

Miki, Norden Farm Centre for Arts, Maidenhead, Tue 21 Nov to Sat 30 Dec

One for little ‘uns, this sweet puppetry show is based on Stephen Mackey’s children’s book. The titular Miki embarks on a magical adventure in search of a star and learns about friendship along the way. Awww.

Norden Farm Centre for Arts, Maidenhead, Berks, nordenfarm.events

 

AND A JAUNT INTO THE BIG SMOKE…
Pinocchio, National Theatre, from 1 Dec
On a quest to be truly alive, Pinocchio leaves Geppetto’s workshop with Jiminy Cricket in tow. Their electrifying adventure takes them from alpine forests to Pleasure Island to the bottom of the ocean. This spectacular new production is brought to the stage by an extraordinary team including the director of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child and the writer of Matilda the Musical. nationaltheatre.org.uk

Dick Whittington, London Palladium, Sun 10 Dec to Fri 12 Jan

Filed under ‘go big or go home’, we have London Palladium’s offering, starring Julian Clary and Elaine Paige. Oh yeah! And you thought Su Pollard was camp. Fans of ’80s cheesiness will be thrilled to hear that Gary Wilmot co-stars alongside Nigel ‘The Charmer’ Havers. London Palladium, Argyll St, London, dickwhittingtonpalladium.com

 

Matthew Bourne’s Cinderella, Sadler’s Wells, London 

Matthew Bourne’s productions are always stunning and this is no exception. He transposes the story of Cinderella to London during the Blitz, rebooting it as a wartime romance between our heroine and an RAF pilot. The reviews have been of the rave variety, with Lez Brotherston’s sumptuous costumes and sets winning Olivier Award. Sadlers Wells, Rosebery Av, London EC1, sadlerswells.com

 

Cinderella on Ice, Hyde Park Winter Wonderland, London, Fri 17 Nov to Mon 1 Jan 2018

No rest for Cinders! Here she is again, this time donning ice-skates, as one of Hyde Park Winter Wonderland’s new attractions. In this show, her slinky blade moves attract the amorous attentions of the Lord Mayor’s son, much to her step-sisters’ annoyance. There’s loads of whizzy lifts, jumps and throws, plus wowzers special effects. Hyde Park Winter Wonderland, hydeparkwinterwonderland.com

 

The Little Match Girl, Sadlers Wells, Wed 13 to Sun 24 Dec

Our unlikely heroine is an impoverished young street girl, who wanders the ever-darkening streets with just one final match to keep her warm on a cold Christmas Eve. Beautifully recreated through dance, song and live atmospheric music, The Little Match Girl is a timeless fable about kindness and helping others, which will enthral young children and the whole family alike. sadlerswells.com

 

Father Christmas, Lyric Hammersmith, Wed 22 Nov to Sun 24 Dec

Raymond Briggs Father Christmas. Back for another brilliant year, join Father Christmas as he gets ready for his busiest day of the year, Christmas Eve. Watch as he prepares his Christmas deliveries, feeds his reindeer and finally takes flight into the snowy night. Full of merry touches with plenty of live music, songs and playful puppetry. A perfect festive treat for under 6s and their families. lyric.co.uk

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